stevejobsvevo:

an alternate universe where the ONLY form of communication is yodeling

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coyotestuck:

eriizabeto:

anniedraws:

livethefaggotry:

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You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

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what

dylanobylan:

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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simsgonewrong: swag level 1000

simsgonewrong:

swag level 1000

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stoya:

Dear US Government: Once again, please kindly consider backing the fuck off of what goes in and comes out of my vaginal canal. Thank you, Stoya

we’ve got to teach our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s. kifah shah (via withlove-helen) 362 notes

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

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But when it came right down to it, the skin of my wrist looked so white and defenseless that I couldn’t do it. It was as if what I wanted to kill wasn’t in that skin or the thin blue pulse that jumped under my thumb, but somewhere else, deeper, more secret, and a whole lot harder to get at. Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar (via gentle-genevieve) 28 notes

inifnityonhigh:

if u don’t like folie a deux i don’t like folie a yeux

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